Funny, Unbeatable, Warm, Sweet Newborn Baby Quotes and Sayings
All parents would agree they would be lost without their babies.
Don’t educate your her baby will to be rich. Educate them to be happy, so they know the value of things, not the price.Don’t educate your her baby will to be rich. Educate them to be happy, so they know the value of things, not the price.
Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.
Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them.All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me. But I think she enjoyed it.
God knew what he was doing when He made babies cute.
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
A happy baby has shining eyes. It walks open hearted into the world and spreads magic.
Have fun with all the exciting baby experiences!
When you become a mother, you stop being the picture and start being the frame.
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.“Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.”
Honey is sweet. A little baby is even sweeter.
A baby’s smile melts the heart and calms the soul.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
Babies are Angels that fly to the earth, their wings disappear at the time of their birth one look in their eyes and we’re never the same. They’re part of us now and that part has a name That part is your heart and a bond that won’t sever our Babies are Angels, we love them forever.
Small her baby will disturb your sleep, big her baby will your life.
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller and a home happier.
A new baby is like the beginning of all things – wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security.
You don’t have to brush your teeth – just the ones you want to keep.
Losing baby teeth were a part and parcel of one’s life – a symbol of growing up, and it is the tooth-fairy that makes this otherwise dreaded and painful process an exciting one – something to look forward to.
As funny as babies can be, it’s probably a good time to engage the expectant parents’ sense of humor. Write something funny to make your card stand out apart from the rest:
My mom used to say it doesn’t matter how many kids you have… because one kid’ll take up 100% of your time so more kids can’t possibly take up more than 100% of your time.
It takes a man to be a father, a women to be a mother, and a newborn to make a family.
I looked into her eyes and I became a different person.
Three things remain with us from paradise: stars, flowers and her baby will.
Let me know if I can help you in any way. I know things can get really busy very quickly.
You are the reason why we smile every morning, the star that gives us hope during gloomy days. Your soft smile gives the strength that we need for our everyday labor and the determination to be the best daddy and mommy that we can be.
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: ‘Fetch!’.
Just like a plant needs light and space to grow, a baby needs love and freedom to unfold.
For a little sister or brother: In the cookies of life, sisters / brothers are the chocolate chips.
When you come home from work, all tired and drained, your energy is refilled by the little baby who is just so happy to see you.
Don’t forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius.
The love and sacredness of family. There’s nothing else like it.
A mother’s love for her newborn baby is like nothing else in the world.
I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
