Charming, Georgeous, Hilarious Newborn Baby Quotes and Sayings

Charming, Georgeous, Hilarious Newborn Baby Quotes and Sayings

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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.

A perfect example of minority rule is a new baby in the house. Congrats to the lucky family!

May the best things in life happen to your sweet little bunny, may he get lots of attention and care from you and your honey. Congratulations to you both.

No one can imagine life having their own her baby will. But when they are born, no one can imagine life without them. I love my son

You know you’re a mommy when: A trip to the grocery store alone feels like a vacation, & a vacation feels like work.You know you’re a mommy when: “A trip to the grocery store alone feels like a vacation, & a vacation feels like work.”

Having my baby fall asleep in my arms takes away all of my worries and stresses. A sense of complete and total peace comes over me.

keep calm and find a baby name.

Now that you have become parents you will realize that life is not a race. It is a beautiful journey which is to be cherished phase by phase. Have fun cuddling your little one in your arms day and night. Your lives are set to become, amazingly serene and blissfully bright. Congratulations.

With protective and caring parents like you, a nurturing relationship between you and your baby will ensue. Congratulations to the new parents.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby ”it.”

Hey first time father! Congratulations! Be sure to enjoy every minute of it! Be Proud Papa!

A father so handsome, a mom so pretty – no wonder your newborn is such a sweetie. Congratulations.

No one can totally prepare you for being a parent, but you’ll learn everything you need to know at just the right times.

I fight your battles so that you can enjoy peace… Submitted by: Katiusca 28 Once a baby comes in your life..everything changes..

Moms! Not all superheroes wear capes!Moms! Not all superheroes wear capes!

A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.

God mark thee to His grace! Thou was the prettiest babe that e’er I nursed. And might I live to see thee married once, I have my wish.

Congratulations and best of luck. You are going to be great parents!

I congratulate you for going past morning sickness and pregnancy food cravings. Wishing you good luck for nappy changes and midnight feedings.

Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.

The laugh of a newborn baby is like a star on the sky.

Everyday I spend with my two adorable babies makes me love them so much more… I don’t think God could place a bigger love in my life than my girls.

A new born baby is the dawn of a new sketch. Everyone likes to put their mark on it and guess who will have to live with it? Everything you do, make sure it does not leave a scar, but a flower to remember.

How many angels do exist? It does not really matter – one that changes our lives is totally enough.

The art of being a parent is to sleep when baby is not looking.

Earlier you used to cook for two and now you have to cook for three! Congratulations to new mother!

Life will keep changing but there is one thing that will remain constant till the day you die – your love for your newborn baby. Congratulations for finding something so magical.

We worried about you, took care of you, and bandaged you up when you did something silly. Looking forward to you having your own frustrating bundle of joy soon.

Why do you need a baby shower when your baby is already taking a bath?

There is no way to be a perfect mother… but a million ways to be a good one.There is no way to be a perfect mother… but a million ways to be a good one.

If life could be measured in cute drools and adorable giggles, yours is just perfect right now. Congratulations.

When one of Lisa’s baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?

The secret to world peace, is to go home and love your babies.

24/7. Once you sign on to be a mother, that’s the only shift they offer!

If I am thinking correctly, said pooh, a new baby is probably, undoubtedly the grandest gift that could ever be.

You have a parasite attached to your body for 9 months. It makes you feel horrible, steals your nutrients, distends your belly, kicks you in the stomach, and it will eventually tear through your sensitive parts. Congratulations!

I never knew how much love my heart could hold until someone called me Mom.

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